Our Port Colborne (not-so-adventurous) Adventure

When “school” was finished, we went for a ride with Dad on a work appointment. While he went off to show the property, we stayed in the truck with Mom and looked for a place to eat lunch. We decided to go to Tim Horton’s to get lunch because we were hungry and it was the closest place to where we were. My brother ordered a bagel and I had a bacon breakfast wrap. I really did love this adventure because I got to see my aunt, uncle and cousins for a few minutes. Done. -According to L.

This is where we throw our heads back and laugh. We love our little L. She’s adorable with her stories. We are definitely giving her props for her introduction to this post. She now wants to stop and publish.

M.: It has to be a little longer.

L.: Why? Just publish it.

J.: Wut?

M.: When you’re writing a blog, people like a little bit more to read than a small summary of an adventure.

L.: JUST PUBLISH IT.

M.: But I want to say something.

J.: Me too.

L.: NO! Just publish it!

M.: Why does it have to be short? Is there anything else to the adventure?

L.: UwU

J.: 🚘

M.: And now we have lost context of our topic. Do you know what that is?

J.: We lost our topic?

L.: And we are publishing it. And stacking before we publish it.

M.: It means we went off topic. The title is “Our Port Colborne Adventure” and we only touched on our outing in a one short paragraph. J, did you enjoy any part of the outing?

J.: I enjoyed the truck ride.

M.: Did you look for any deer in the fields?

J & L: Nope. But we founds lots of punch buggies to punch you on the way there and back home.

M.: Right. So while they are distracted with each other, I’ll take this opportunity to say a little more.

The tall grass fields along the roads have now turned a light golden brown and the leaves on the trees have mostly disappeared. Looking for deer in these fields is always fun. Just like looking for coyote which are harder to spot. Nothing was seen though. Instead the usual cows and goats were spotted which signals us to all moo or… what does a goat say? Anyways. We did take an unusual route back home and drove through a little hamlet. There were some interesting houses, many old rusting vehicles parked in yards, a lot of wagon wheels and a lot of accumulating old items in yards resembling junkyards or hoarders. It made us think about our own home and how we live. We try to rid ourselves of unwanted items regularly as we live in a smaller space.

J.: I’m back. What does rid mean?

M.: In this it means to relieve yourself of something – to get rid of.

J.: What does unwanted mean?

M.: Not wanted.

J.: Back to the story.

M.: Could you imagine living in a place that is over cluttered inside and out?

J.: Yup. I can imagine.

M.: Would you like it?

J.: Nope. It’d be a nightmare.

M.: So, is it a good thing that we clear things out and give to good will?

J.: Yup.

M.: An interesting end to our Port Colborne Adventure this time, eh?

J.: Yup. Also I want to hear more of the story.

M.: This is it.

J.: Tell me another one. Tell me another story.

M.: We’ll write more next week. Maybe we can get L. to elaborate more on her adventures. lol

J.: XD

By L., J., & M.

L.: K. Now Publish!!!

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